Nutrillium.
Need I say more?
No, but I’m going to… This tendency to make-up-scientific-sounding-words has been going on for ages, but I think that it’s also adding to the general dumbing-down of society, where people may think that NUTRILLIUM is a proper-scientific-fact-like, rather than a made-up-marketing-word.
Unfortunately, it would seem that this stuff works (marketing, not the shampoo), otherwise the adverts would stop.
!!STOP PRESS!!
From now on, all namke communications product will contain new miracle compound MyarsiumTM, proven to prevent up to 100% of the 73 signs of a slightly dulled life experience.
hahahjahhh nice